kitted up like Batman with 6 months of roid rage to work through! This protest needs to be disqualified!

Two partners are driving in a squad car.

Cop 1: "They gotta tap out."

Cop 2: "Would you shut the fuck up about that."

Cop 1: "But they gotta tap out."

Cop 2: "Listen to me, fuckstick." He pulls the car over and turns off the engine. "We're gonna have a little talk. Take off your helmet. We're in the car. Are you afraid of a drone strike? What is the inside of your helmet... What's that rubberlining shit?... You know what - I don't care. Just take the thing off."

Cop 1 suddenly looks sad but after a moment of hesitation - he does as he's told. "I took of my cowl," he says. Cop 2 instinctively blinks a few times in worry. It's going to be a very long day.

Cop 2: "Enough of this shit. I'm calling in a marker to get on sick leave. Overtime pay isn't worth me going to jail. Listen to me. I don't care what you do tomorrow. You can shoot up the entire city tomorrow. We've got six more hours on the clock. Do not shoot anybody today. Do you got that? You fucking psycho?"

Cop 1: "But they gotta tap out."