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Smells like victory!
Describing that like it's an unfamiliar scene of chaos is the most "outing yourself as having been a huge dork in school" thing you could do
Actually it sounds like ttrpg narration.
On the wall there is graffiti that says F Trump. The smell of weed is in the air
Go North
Go South
Go East
Go West
Take Blunt
Weed is giga legal in California.
That's just describing LA at all times.
Elon and Joe Rogan tried to steal weed from the left and make it uncool but they cannot steal what belongs to everyone
"B-b-but it's not fairrr! They're using performance enhancing drugs to keep themselves mellow (even in the face of our most outrageous provocation) while I'm here, kitted up like Batman with 6 months of roid rage to work through! This protest needs to be disqualified!"
kitted up like Batman with 6 months of roid rage to work through! This protest needs to be disqualified!
Two partners are driving in a squad car.
Cop 1: "They gotta tap out."
Cop 2: "Would you shut the fuck up about that."
Cop 1: "But they gotta tap out."
Cop 2: "Listen to me, fuckstick." He pulls the car over and turns off the engine. "We're gonna have a little talk. Take off your helmet. We're in the car. Are you afraid of a drone strike? What is the inside of your helmet... What's that rubberlining shit?... You know what - I don't care. Just take the thing off."
Cop 1 suddenly looks sad but after a moment of hesitation - he does as he's told. "I took of my cowl," he says. Cop 2 instinctively blinks a few times in worry. It's going to be a very long day.
Cop 2: "Enough of this shit. I'm calling in a marker to get on sick leave. Overtime pay isn't worth me going to jail. Listen to me. I don't care what you do tomorrow. You can shoot up the entire city tomorrow. We've got six more hours on the clock. Do not shoot anybody today. Do you got that? You fucking psycho?"
Cop 1: "But they gotta tap out."
waiting for a sequel
is this a disco elysium bit
Keep reporting things like this and I'll have to like LA
I saw a protester "slonking" GANG WEED which proves MS-13 is funding these things.
Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
Just a reference to the timeless LA classic Fuck Donald Trump.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
sounds like my morning walk to get a bepis in a suburb of Manchester lmao
Dummy don't know and dummy don't care
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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