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Worse than having teeth. Imagine having two giant teeth, but they're built in there even more firmly so it sucks even worse if something goes wrong, and also they extend like half a foot or more outside your face. And you're supposed to use it to eat? Fucking awful. Look at videos of toucans trying to eat. They've spent their whole lives practicing and it still looks awkward, like they're doing their best not to fuck it up

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 17 hours ago

Pileated Woodpeckers are cool though they stab the tree at high speeds and get those bugs.

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago

I would be fast too if I did pilates

[-] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

Skill issue.

All my partners have remarked how quick I am in bed. And I don't even know what Pilates are.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

He's the guy that gave the order to kill Jesus

[-] damnatum_seditiosus@hexbear.net 2 points 14 hours ago

Their tongues wrap around their brain too as cushion.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 12 hours ago

Imagine a fencing match between two woodpeckers, or two hummingbirds.

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