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[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

So in the book he doesn't cobble together random parts, he explicitly picks the best parts across dozens of bodies, even down to the hair.

They implies that he went around dick checking every recently executed corpse for weeks until he found the most perfect and beautiful cock and the most prefect and beautiful balls to go with it.

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved, contrary to my first intention, to make the being of a gigantic stature, that is to say, about eight feet in height, and proportionably large.

The creature packed.

But since Victor is a simia dei and his creation is flawed from the start he cannot bear him being fruitful and multiplying

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Probably bailed on the idea because he couldn't find a woman corpse that the monster wouldn't split in half...

[-] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Probably even less muscle bound women back then than 8ft tall dudes. How he found several let alone 1 8ft tall guy who also happened to be dead is also another question.

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I imagine the monster was probably comically disproportionate, like he took the longest shins/thighs/torso he could get.

That or half the monster is parts from a horse...

[-] Vince@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Real monster was in his pants all along

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Frankenstein's monster's monster ๐Ÿ˜

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 1 month ago

Frankenschlong

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Do you think he took both balls from the same corpse, or from two different corpses?

[-] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 month ago

... why stop at two?

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Maybe, yeah, if both of them had just one supremely good ball.

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I don't like the implication that Frankenstein's Monster has a matching set of balls, what's the chance that the two best ones you find come from the same sack?

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

We can't even say either of them came in that specific sack!

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, not that different to classical nude male statues and the consistent focus on dicks, just biologically instead of built from stone

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Something tells me they didn't go around checking the scrotes of various marble blocks before they began to carve.

[-] discostjohn@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

I must be crazy, because I don't remember there being any mention of him working with multiple bodies at all, let alone dozens.

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