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My sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" (hexbear.net)

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[-] astronot@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!

[-] WellTheresYourCobbler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

My immediate reaction lmao

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Recently did a bit at work where Jacob Marley misinterpreted that as weight related insult. We were riffing on classic lines being taken too literally or wrong. 'I come to bury Caesar, not praise him' crowd - "yeah! Fuck that guy!" "Who's digging the hole?"

"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well."

"Did you know he had like 15 dogs?"