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[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago

Are you kidding? Touching another man's hand is obviously gay, just like washing your butthole. The safest thing to do is never touch your hands together and absolutely under no circumstances can you wash your butthole.

No rules about not scratching your butthole though, that's just what the good lord intended we do with our hands after all.

[-] prole@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

If God didn't want me to put it up in there and wiggle it around a little, why'd he make my finger fit so well?

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

THIS IS MY HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

We really need that sicko emoji because I'd be posting it non-stop.

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