My son has always eaten rice with his hands since he started eating solids. He's not a big utensil guy. I started following him and doing the same.
Luckily we're able to do this because we don't spend any time scratching our asses through the day.
My son is 3 and has better hygiene than this guy.
i used to have to itchiest of bungholes until i bought a bidet.. haven't had to itch in over a year now and I'll never go back
Charlie Kirk, self-proclaimed "Christian", forgetting about Matthew 15:11.
11 What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.
Charlie Kirk defiling himself every time he opens his mouth or types.
EDIT: Jesus was responding earlier to something mentioned in Matthew 15:1-2
15 Then some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked, 2 “Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They don’t wash their hands before they eat!”
smear campaign
God y'all are hilarious
I wonder how charlie eats his dothogs and hamberders, or fried chicken.
With his feet like a civilized man
I mean yeah it was a bit of culture shock the first time I visited southeast Asia and saw people eating rice with their bare hands but it didn't make me instantly think of doodoo encrusted buttholes
maybe its just cause im middle eastern and a lot of our food is eaten by scooping it with bread using your hands but i dont see why its even anything worth noting that someone’s eating rice with their hands
when ameripigs buy a pack of M&Ms they dont eat them with a spoon. small foods can be eaten with hands too all over the world. its not just their borgor and hot dog
I eat my lunch by scooping it with flatbread almost every day, and the whities at work still stare at me for it
ngl I did notice it because I am a dainty midwestern lad, but my first thought was "wait did they not give him any bread?"
Can't believe he revealed that he likes to finger his hole.
I'm guessing this is about banana leaf rice or something. Eating rice and curry with your hands is common in India and other countries with a large Indian diaspora like Malaysia. The places that serve it generally have a sink in the dining area so you don't have to go to the restroom just to wash your hands.
Charlie Kirk's opinion on India and the people within may surprise you. You may want to take a seat for this one.
It wouldn't surprise me if he had terrible opinions about India. I was just pointing out that shaming people for eating rice with their hands is ridiculous.
if your asshole is so itchy its a food safety hazard then you probably need to get some kind of powder for that, charlie
Time for his de-worming treatment.
This is slander, my people would never go near Charlie Kirk's lower intestines.
But that would kill all his fans!
Wait! I support this plan!
scratch Charlie Kirk's anus and a fascist bleeds
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In Charlie's defense, he's a literal giant festering anus and it would be basically impossible for him to keep his hands clean (cuz they're perpetually poopy anus hands)
do you reach into your pants to scrape your anus directly, charles
He just assumes everyone also gets pink eye several times a month.
Bet he gets a finger right up there.
I keep my hands clean by using an anus-scratching fork.
Charlie Kirk Announces He Has Smeared Assjuice On Everyone He Has Ever Shaken Hands With, Which Is Pretty Much What They Deserve
God they really don't have anything against him, do they?
Call him a socialist Communist fascist and people go "I don't care what he is, he's making life affordable and he's hot".
Call him an antisemite and people go "Alright good fuck Israel" or go "But he was endorsed by a Jewish candidate".
Call him a Muslim and people go "yeah and?".
Say he's going to make all the billionaires leave NYC and people go "Yeah fuck em if they stay they're paying their taxes or getting Luigi".
HE EATS WITH ONLY HIS HANDS!!!!
yeah, ok.
Does…. Does Charlie Kirk not wash his hands?
Are you kidding? Touching another man's hand is obviously gay, just like washing your butthole. The safest thing to do is never touch your hands together and absolutely under no circumstances can you wash your butthole.
No rules about not scratching your butthole though, that's just what the good lord intended we do with our hands after all.
If God didn't want me to put it up in there and wiggle it around a little, why'd he make my finger fit so well?
I’ll never understand why the ignorami wear the fact their cultureless slobs like a badge of honor.
And have these corn-syrup swilling dipshits ever heard of washing hands?
seriously why did libs stop calling these weirdos "weird"
Someone made the boss call, let them know if they kept doing that they were going to win the election. Stopped immediately.
It was Biden's advisors immediately after being brought onto the Kamala campaign IIRC. The line between incompetence and sabotage is thin
it was working too well
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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