1. Why did the rogue sneak past the bard?

Because the bard was too busy playing his lute to notice!

2. Why don't dragons like to fight paladins?

Because they always get burned by the holy smite!

3. Why don't adventurers ever get lost in the underdark?

Because they always follow the drow signs!

4. Why did the rogue take up gardening?

Because they have a natural talent for finding hidden paths!

The work day is gonna be loooooooooooooong