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submitted 2 months ago by diz@awful.systems to c/sneerclub@awful.systems

They train on sneer-problems now:

Here’s the “ferry‑shuttle” strategy, exactly analogous to the classic two‑ferryman/many‑boats puzzle, but with planes and pilots

And lo and behold, singularity - it can solve variants that no human can solve:

https://chatgpt.com/share/68813f81-1e6c-8004-ab95-5bafc531a969

Two ferrymen and three boats are on the left bank of a river. Each boat holds exactly one man. How can they get both men and all three boats to the right bank?

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[-] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 14 points 2 months ago

Two ferrymen and three boats are on the left bank of a river. Each boat holds exactly one man. How can they get both men and all three boats to the right bank?

Officially, you can't. Unofficially, just have one of the ferrymen tow a boat.

[-] diz@awful.systems 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah that's the version of the problem that chatgpt itself produced, with no towing etc.

I just find it funny that they would train on some sneer problem like this, to the point of making their chatbot look even more stupid. A "300 billion dollar" business, reacting to being made fun of by a very small number of people.

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Some insufferable dipshit that gets paid $1000 bucks a day spent most of a week on this.

[-] match@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago

they had a meeting about it, the meeting lasted an hour and had 8 people, and they collectively earned $1 million in that time

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago

Gonna be really fucked if we finally discover that the people doing the actual work were true believers who didnt even get paid well. And all the money went to altman/infrastructure costs. (I could look in financial statements to figure stuff like this out but erug effort).

[-] blakestacey@awful.systems 13 points 2 months ago

There's an "I am no man" joke in here somewhere that I am too tired to figure out.

[-] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ferryman 1 calls to Gwaihir, the Lord of Eagles for aid, and The Windlord answers to fly him back across.

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 4 points 2 months ago

ferrymen ⊄ men?

[-] HedyL@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago

Officially, you can’t. Unofficially, just have one of the ferrymen tow a boat.

Or swim back. However, the bot itself appears to have ruled out all of these options.

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