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this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2025
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i've always thought it would be funny to claim i used to be a muslim but now im a christian republican to get money
I used to be a gay Satan worshipping Christ Puncher, but now I have the seen the Light and the Love of God.
And for the low, low price of $50 a month, you can make sure I stay this way
oh lord, my patreon subscribers. they're dwindling. i feel the power of satan coursing through me. save me lord. send this patreon link to five of your closest friends and family members. let them know this is a biblical emergency. lord save me, lord give them the courage to be generous enough to sign up for the disciple tier for 9.99 a month instead of the basic follower tier for 5
I wanted to do a born again Christian arc but I wouldn't be convincing enough