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Haha, classic Glub (hexbear.net)
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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 19 points 4 hours ago

Cutting a zip tie with a lighter?

Bullshit lmao

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

tbf i have seen someone do that, not on something extremely flammable though
also the person i saw do that wasn't a soldier that almost certainly has a fucking combat knife on him

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

I've opened the zip tie on a new pair of kitchen scissors with a lighter at work before

Chef walks in: "What the fuck are you doing?"

Me: "I didn't want to blunt my knife opening the zip tie"

Chef: "Use a beater [knife] you dumbass"

Me: "They're on the other side of the kitchen! I'm already halfway through melting it!"

Chef sighs then leaves

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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