i'm enraged just reading this. this is enraging. this calls for the nine familial exterminations, but with nine levels of corporate responsibility instead. board of directors, CEO, CTO, VP of sysadmin shit (idk what the real title for this would be), etc., all publically shamed and cut into little pieces on national TV, all the way down until we get to some wageworker who's struggling to pay rent, whom we immediately promote to CEO