They'd go on a long rant about how back in their day fighting, punches, people were tougher, yada, yada.

Best part about that story is it's made up. I can, with probably 99% certainty guarantee that the person telling that story has never even been in a fight, never had a bloody nose, never been knocked out, never had a knife pulled on them, never been almost stabbed, never had to pull a gun on somebody, etc.

If fed-boi wanted to show legitimacy, show they weren't just a fascist oppression force, he should have taken that sammy to the vest without even flinching. He didn't though. That says everything I needed to hear. "Felony 'assault' with a sandwich." Cool. Biggest bunch of weaklings I've ever even imagined.