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School pickup lines are wild
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this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2025
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How do you envision kids being picked up after school? Free for all?
Edit: yes I'm doubling down, the people in the replies are idiots.
Obviously walking, biking, or taking the bus is better. Let's assume that covers 95% of children 95% of the time.
Now what?
I was asking what to do WITH CARS that are picking up kids REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT ANOTHER KID MIGHT TKAE THE BUS
We envision them taking a bus, walking, or biking home. Not them each getting picked up individually by their parents
Meanwhile we have busses that don't always go anywhere close to everyone's houses (or if they do, they may take multiple hours to get there after dropping off a hundred other kids), almost non-existent sidewalks in most suburbs, dumbasses who don't watch for people on bikes, and a court system that's regularly faulted the person on the bike for getting hit.
Greatest country!
Also, at least where I live, you have to have prior permission to ride the bus. Your parent is going to be late picking you up? Guess you're waiting outside cause they didn't pre sign the permission slip!
Ok that's lovely. And the ones who are being picked up individually by their parents? They don't wait in a line?
Why would they, there's like five of them...
I'm sure you can imagine how if there were more then 5 that could become a problem right?
I suppose you are also capable of imagining schools other than your own?
Well in my country if a parent comes picking up their kids by car they have to park their car and walk to the school to pick their kids up. Waiting in your idling car in front of the school while taking up the lane is not allowed.
I envision walkable communities
Yes that would be lovely, until then though? We don't bother having queues or rules because Reddit doesn't think anyone should have a car?
In my childhood in Germany kids didn't need to be picked up or dropped off, we either walked or took public transit (not dedicated school buses either). As far as I can tell that's still the case where I live. It's a very different urban design that facilitates it, and it results in more human lives in my opinion.
America's choking to death on cars
you're getting downvoted because your numbers are drastically off. I posted a comment below, but in the US 33% of school kids are dropped off/picked up by car. Not 5%. That number jumps to 39% if you're including those driving themselves to school. The average number of kids in school is 512 (in the USA) so that's ~169 kids getting picked up and dropped off each day. Essentially 169 cars, maybe fewer depending on how many ride together. If the number was 5% (it's not) then that would only be ~26 cars. Which is still a line, but not a long one.
You made up a small number to pretend like the problem isn't as bad as it is, and now you're using a strawman to make it seem like we would still need cars for the made up number you gave. The conversation isn't about needing cars, it's about having car lines due to so many cars. If it were actually as small a number as that then no, we wouldn't have lines like this, because that's about the rate that developed european countries have for pickup/dropoff car rates. And those people are the ones telling you it's not a problem in their country.
https://programming.dev/post/39823707/20229448
At no point have I made up any numbers not strawmanned anything in this conversation. Piss off
your words
Just commenting to support and remind you upvote/downvote counts are not representative of correctness.
I'm british and although it's easy easy to believe we all walk and get thr bus, the TRUTH is 6% of our schoolchildren have fully complete end to end transport paid by the state (yes taxis) - this is usually due to negligence of the parents.
There is a real requirement for kids to be picked up by cars and removing that option will only hurt the education of the innocent child.
People on this site are very quick to binary extremism and would immediately struggle if given power of choice over others in real world scenarios.
I'm American and just commented:
When my step-son was in elementary, 20-years ago, anything outside of a bus or parent's car was a non-starter. Fucking pathetic.