Knife-Wielding Doctors Roam Country Searching For Teens To Force To Be Trans (www.theonion.com)

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[-] HotSoda@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

We’re told these savage physicians are sharpening their scalpels as we speak

Poetry

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Missed opportunity to say "savage sawbones"

[-] HotSoda@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Having physicians there is what makes it special though. If the writer only used all s starting words it would have been cheesy. Having a word in there that doesn't start with an s but phonetically is sounded with a hard s in it is the genius of it.

I'm so glad the onion has it's mojo back.

this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2023

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