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[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, you'd be murdered by police long before reaching the courthouse

Roll a d20 to find out who!:

1-4 Local police

5-7 State police/patrolmen

8-9 Federal Marshals

10 The FBI

11-18 Some combination of the above

19-20 Some Kyle Rittenhouse esque vigilante who will be charged with 30 hours community service for murder

I rolled a 6, for what it's worth

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I rolled a 14 so a combo. 10+4, I guess? A joint venture by the local pigs and feds, I believe that's called getting Fred Hampton'd

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I got a 7. Sounds about right.

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