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Anyone got one of those stupid horny copypastas with all the emojis for 9/11?
Like one of these:
MERRY๐ COCKMAS๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ AND HAPPY ๐ HOE-LIDAYS ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
MERRY๐ COCKMAS๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ AND HAPPY ๐ HOE-LIDAYS ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ THIS YEAR ๐ I'M DEFINITELY โ ON THE ๐๐๐NAUGHTY๐๐๐LIST๐๐ BECAUSE I'M ๐A GIGANTIC ๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐โHO-HO-HOMOSEXUALโ๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐ WHICH IS NOT ๐ โโ๏ธโ VERY CHRISTIAN โช๐ BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE ๐ SAINT DICK โจ๐โจ๐ I CAN'T WAIT FOR ๐ SANTA๐ TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY โฌ๐ ๐๐ฆ AND STUFF MY STOCKING ๐งฆ๐๐ FULL OF DILDOS ๐ฑ๐ AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA ๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE ๐ค FESTIVE ๐๐ ๐คถโโ๐removed๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
SO TO ALL MY ๐๐๐๐๐SLUTTY ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ SANTA'S ๐ ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ป LITTLE HELPERS ๐๐๐๐๐& HORNY ๐ฉ๐ CHRISTMAS ELVES ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" ๐จ๐จ๐จโโโโโโโ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ AND DON'T FORGET TO ๐โจ๐โจDECORATEโจ๐โจ๐ YOUR "TREE" ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ I'LL BE WAITING ๐๐๐ UNDER THE MISTLETOE ๐๐ฆถ WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON ๐ณ๐๐๐ WAITING โฑ FOR YOU ๐TO UNWRAP ๐ณ๐ ME SO WE CAN TASTE ๐ ๐ฆ EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES ๐ฌโจ๐ฌโจ๐ฌโจ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
first one i found and it's terrible
Buckle ๐ your seatbelts ๐บ bitches ๐ because some terrWHOREists ๐ฆ๐ช๐ธ๐ฆ just hiJACKED OFF โ๐ปand SLAMMED ๐ฅa second plane ๐ฌinto your Lower ๐ฐEast ๐งญSide๐๏ธ ! Donโt ๐ โโ๏ธbelieve the removedpiracies ๐ฉ๐ผโ๐ฌ, your wiki-leaking ๐ฉ๐ผโ๐ปSLUT fuel โฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธis gonna melt ๐ฅต๐ฅต his steel beams ๐๏ธโ๏ธ. NEVER FORGET ๐ซก ๐ฏ๏ธhow we CAME ๐ฆ together ๐ซ๐ค raising our flags ๐บ๐ธ, TITS ๐, and COCKS ๐for our fellow Ameriremoved ๐ฆ ๐ฝ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐Thanks ๐๐ปto Bussy Bush ๐ณ๐ค and his DEEP ๐ณ๏ธstate, TSA ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธcan rub ๐งผtheir hands ๐๐ปall over your ASS ๐of evil ๐. Daddy DICK Cheney ๐ will be waiting to send the biggest ๐ฅต, throbbing ๐, COCKtrymen ๐ซก๐ชto spread ๐๐ป freeDOM ๐ชขto your tight ๐ซ, slimey ๐ฝ๐งlittle cave๐ชจ.โจโจSend this to 0๏ธโฃ patriots ๐ and youโll go down somewhere ๐ in Pennsylvania ๐พโจSend this to 9๏ธโฃ patriots and heโll blast ๐งจyour pentagon ๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฅโจSend this to 1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ patriots and youโll get BOTH โ๏ธ twin towers ๐ข๐ขtonight ๐ณ๐
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Beautiful thank you
I love those they always crack me the fuck up
found one
conspire me the FUCK up โ๐ขโ๐ขโ๐ขโ๐ขโ๐ข bush did 9/11โ bush โ did itโ๐ขblew upโ๐ขthe towersโ๐ข๐ข๐ theโtowers โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ watch loose change ๐ how did tower seven collapse tower seven tower seven (chorus: tower seven) mMMMMแทะ๐ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ โ ๐ข ๐ข ๐ ๐๐bush did it