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Elder Scrolls VI starts you off with only 1 hit point out of 1 and 5 mana if you pick a male pronoun. Meanwhile if you use she/her you instantly start at level 100 and have max destruction spells. Why does the gaming industrial complex hate men?

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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I always picked Peach in Super Mario 2 because she was the best character. Like I want to jump when I can fucking glide across the screen.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

And look at what they did to Luigi in that game, he's a fucking WIMP. Nintendo just makes wimpy MEN because they hate men.

I was a luigi man. He could out-jump everyone, even peach. Once you get used to his squirrelly floaty jumps he's the best course all game bye gawad

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