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Elder Scrolls VI starts you off with only 1 hit point out of 1 and 5 mana if you pick a male pronoun. Meanwhile if you use she/her you instantly start at level 100 and have max destruction spells. Why does the gaming industrial complex hate men?

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[-] Graphite22@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

everytime a girlboss orc warrior is created, a male human paladin gets deleted in game and IRL

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

hatred of men, I can't stand it 😢

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I always picked Peach in Super Mario 2 because she was the best character. Like I want to jump when I can fucking glide across the screen.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

And look at what they did to Luigi in that game, he's a fucking WIMP. Nintendo just makes wimpy MEN because they hate men.

I was a luigi man. He could out-jump everyone, even peach. Once you get used to his squirrelly floaty jumps he's the best course all game bye gawad

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Give Ryu Cammy's moveset and we'll talk.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Even Ryu has been turned into a WIMP in Street Fighter VI who respects women.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

The sex mods for the game have guys with wimpy little dicks and balls compared to the HUGE dongs in Oblivion and Skyrim, tweet this.

[-] let_me_tank_her@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

i'm definitely interested in that new Princess Peach game

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Wuxia Peach is what sold me on it ngl

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

If male privilege is real, how come I keep taking 60% from Peach's down-smash? shapiro-gavel

this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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