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Final wish, multiply every bank balance by 0.5
Would this one unintentionally help reduce wealth disparity?
By a lot! It would also cut every overdrawn bank account by half :)
Unfortunately it's just "bank balance", so actual debts outside of that wouldn't be touched.
It would get worse. Cash reserves are for working class people; the rich mostly hold stocks which appreciate over time.
To the power of 0.5 would be better
So my bank balance can go from -£1 to £i - wow, thanks
Money is imaginary
It's a bit more complex than that.
Yeah this
Multiply bank balances by current balance/$1000000
There's the evil
Can't have the common folk benefiting after all, that would be ludicrous.
Divide every bank balance by zero
That's just a fancy way of saying "cut in half".
That’s just a fancy way of saying “halve.”
That's just a fancy way of saying "divide by 2."
That's just a fancy way of saying halve
that's just a fancy way of saying:
imagine you have two children and live in a system of gavelkind succession. now consider the share of one of the children. then forget the children and make that share the new bank balance