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Dianne Feinstein No Longer Dead at Age 90 - California under mandatory FEMA evacuation order (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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If you see Dianne Feinstein, DO NOT approach it.

If Dianne Feinstein speaks to you or makes nondirected noises, DO NOT listen to it.

If someone has had postmortem contact with Dianne Feinstein, REPORT them to the nearest military official and DO NOT risk bodily contact even to render first aid.

Californians still within the evacuation zone by 0900 on 30 September 2023 risk indiscriminate military action. Bombardment will continue across the evacuation zone until Dianne Feinstein is once more verified dead at age 90.

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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

They tried telling Nancy that the extra vote wasn't worth cracking open the Necronomicon.