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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

If you see Dianne Feinstein, DO NOT approach it.

If Dianne Feinstein speaks to you or makes nondirected noises, DO NOT listen to it.

If someone has had postmortem contact with Dianne Feinstein, REPORT them to the nearest military official and DO NOT risk bodily contact even to render first aid.

Californians still within the evacuation zone by 0900 on 30 September 2023 risk indiscriminate military action. Bombardment will continue across the evacuation zone until Dianne Feinstein is once more verified dead at age 90.

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[-] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 2 years ago

Oh so now the government wants me to "evacuate" but it also wants me to "not drive drunk." Make up your mind

Drunk driving laws have been suspended until the state of emergency has been lifted. We have entered The Purge: Feinstein Day

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