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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

PROTIP: if you need an excuse for anything, use the Diarrhoea Trick™. Nobody wants to ask questions if you say or hint that you missed something because you have diarrhoea. The more casually you say the word, the more pressure you put on them to accept your excuse so that you'll go away. the-more-you-know

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Cons: now you're the diarrhea person

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Fuck yeah I am

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Sorry I missed mom's funeral, my dog had so much diarrhoea he was spraying like a firehose.

this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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