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Y'all people always go "be (nerd) gay, do (nerd) crimes", but then a britbong makes a video whining about it and y'all suddenly forget about your favorite mantra (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by RNAi@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago

All I know about that Somerton guy is that he is very horny for nazis.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Oh for fuck sakes

[-] fox@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

He argued that the reason so many Americans joined up to fight in the western front was to get a glimpse of those shirtless ubermensch they'd be fighting against. Never mind that the Germans were getting really rough by the time the USA showed up in the western front and also most US soldiers were drafted, and also you couldn't pick the front you'd fight in. And that the US bodybuilder movement comes from trying to create their own gorgeous muscular bodies to emulate the Germans.

He also said Americans didn't get horny for Soviet men the same way because they all wore thick coats all the time. The Soviets. The world champions in broadcasting oiled up, muscular athletes doing feats of strength and dexterity.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago

Americans didn't get horny for Soviet men

I have photographic evidence to the contrary

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 11 months ago

Damn, what they eating? Looks good for military rations.

[-] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

iirc this photo was taken soon after the end of the war so it would be a celebration dinner

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

it's the actually good version of the nurse photo

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 11 months ago

This looks like something my grandma would cook up. Very much an old style Polish dinner.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Also reinforced the "asian men aren't masculine" trope.

Also when questioned, the co-writer revealed that he just made all this up with no source.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

Also reinforced the "asian men aren't masculine" trope.

This is how you know someone hasn't watched Olympic weightlifting in a long time.

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

Todd in the Shadows... A goddamn music critic also did a Somertin take down, more of a "Here are the facts he got straight up wrong" video. One of them was "Hitler didn't kill Ernest Rohm because he was gay... It's because he was fat!"