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Fuck it, Cyberboat. You like that you freaks? Cyberplane. It's going to drill its own tunnels.
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When you're not driving it, you can wear it like a mech. It all happens on X.
And when it starts to implode disable wifi so you can't call out for help.
oops the black box deleted the data!
I hope this one also has a specific billionaire inside it when that happens
I’m fine with any billionaire.
I wouldn't complain but I'd really like to know elon got compressed
Elon doesn't drive a tesla
Even better, as it starts to implode, water + electronics = malfunctioning car AI that locks you in the car, which then has a battery fire.
While underwater.
Do you drown or burn to death first?
Oh well its all worth it because you can change the horn to a fart noise.
Elon truly is a genius.
EDIT: Upon further review, the judges on the field have identified two other possible causes of death:
The ABSURDLY toxic and poisonous fumes from the LiOn battery may actually asphyxiate/blood poison you to death as you are enclosed in a steel box underwater
AND
Fucking DUH you may also just be electrocuted to death.
So we now have 4 horrible, actually pretty fast acting processes that could cumulatively kill you, or maybe one would kill you first.
I propose we get Adam Savage to do a one off MythBusters christmas special, and the role of test dummy will be played by Mr 420 Dogecoin himself.
Gotta lead from the front.
which model has the rear doors that don't unlock without power?
Model X, I believe. The Model S is the one where the wheels fall off.