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this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2023
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Oh man, I have this problem to a high degree. Almost anywhere outside the home I'm embarrassed to masturbate. I feel this way at the grocery, the laundromat, even dentists office. Hospitals are intimidating, so it's a great place to start, but there are lots of places we should be putting these. Hopefully they come out with a portable version to make this something that we don't need to be embarrassed about anywhere really.
Would be nice to see these in supermarkets and malls, maybe in restaurants so you could pay part of the bill in cum
Well, it's more likely to catch on than real world applications of crypto at least.
Tbf crypto currencies were a good idea that got fucked up, this is fucked already
good idea for what?
im sorry to say but its just a cope. these machines will never replace the experience of cranking one out in a public restroom
On the other hand, the amount of people that are at ease pulling their pork in public is too damn high.