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How many forks could a forklift lift if a forklift could lift forks.
1000 forks plus packaging is 4lbs.
250 forks per pound.
Standard forklift capacity is 5000lbs.
250 x 5000 = 1,250,000 forks.
Maybe slightly realistically and safely, due to load height and placement restrictions, let's just call it between 750,000 and 1,000,0000 forks.
Forks can fork a lot of forks. Fork.
You're definitely going to run into a size limit before you hit the weight limit with something that light and bulky.
Better math would be to measure the dimensions of a case and count how many cases fit on a standard 3' x 4' pallet stacked eight feet high.
96 cubic feet in a pallet stacked 8'.
580 cubic inches for a box of 1000 forks.
286,000 forks. That's still a fork ton.
Over load in a bit on the sides or get a 4×4 pallet and we reach 410,000 forks.
Maybe I should sleep now.
Dann you messed up the meter
Fork you for doing this.