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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Every site is trying to pull a Bonzai Buddy now.

"We need all your info for advertising, not you can't opt out unless you make an account and give us your email. Oops, looks like I hid the opt-out under a subheader. Amazon is now profiling you."

WE USED TO CALL THAT SHIT A VIRUS.

ITS EVERY. FUCKING. WEBSITE. NOW

"Hi I'm going to block this entire site until you give me your info, this is very cool and normal."

Capitalism ruined the internet. The whole thing is malware now.

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[-] rottingleaf@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

Then tell me, when you go take a leak, is it a political statement or you are a coward in that intimate moment?

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

Hexbear encourages politically motivated pissing.

[-] rottingleaf@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Ah. OK. I'll consider this approach, seems interesting

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Imagine the toilet is the grave of somebody you don’t want to have an un-soaked-in-piss afterlife. If their grave is within your travel range, plan a nice day trip to it with your least hydrated friends so it has a nice stench.

[-] Commiejones@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You are talking about pissinger right? dead-motherfucker

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Thatcher was the one I was thinking of in my heart.

I’m still in the process of internalizing the “he’s finally fucking gone” idea.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Pissing in a toilet is a vote for community infrastructure, communal living, civilization, and public welfare. If you're not a communist you should piss in the street with all the other barbarians.

[-] rottingleaf@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 years ago

Pissing on the street is actually very communist. The "По ленинским местам" perfume is an (a bit obsolete and forgotten) euphemism for piss smell in Russia.

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Piss on the grave of whatever fascist you have grievances of

[-] rottingleaf@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago
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