Ron DeSantis to Gitmo

Ron Desantis also allegedly aided in the torture of detainees; the people there trusted him and thought he was there to help and informed of the worst abuses they suffered; armed with the knowledge of which abuse the detainees hated the most, he advised the torturers there to make heavier use of them, and watched them being tortured with a smile.

Him going there and being tortured in those methods with the torturers thanking him for his advice would be awesome (much like what supposedly happened with the creator of the brazen bull).