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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 111 points 7 months ago

Doggy dog world

It's a dog eat dog world. Bone apple tit!

[-] hikikoma@ani.social 88 points 7 months ago

It's bon appétit. They're a diamond dozen!

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 80 points 7 months ago

It's "a dime a dozen". As they say, knowledge is power, France is bacon.

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 69 points 7 months ago

It's Francis Bacon, the author that said "Knowledge is power". Come on now, this is easy enough to look up...it's not rocket appliances.

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 57 points 7 months ago

It's rocket science. But we'll cross that bridge when we cum on it.

[-] splicerslicer@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago

The expression you're looking for is "we'll cross that bridge when we come to it" Not that it matters, it's all water under the fridge anyway, mostly a moo point.

[-] TommySalami@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago

Come on, man, it's "water under the bridge". I want to contribute but it felt like we were drifting into malaphors there for a second, so I'm gonna play it by year and just see what comes next.

[-] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago

Not to be rude, but it's actually "play it by ear". I'm trying to come up with something witty to say, but I'm dropping a blank.

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

I don't want to beat under the bush so I'm just going to say it. You should have said "drawing a blank ".

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

Hey man just want to correct you so you don't embarrass yourself, it's beat around the bush. Good thing I nipped that in the butt.

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's nip it in bud - which is not the nipple of a human, but the bud of a rose. Sorry for being so pedophile.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

A pedophile is a kiddie diddler; you're thinking of "pedantic." But, that's just my two scents on the matter.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

It's actually "my two cents." No offense, after all, every buddy makes missed takes.

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago

Yo my man it's actually "my two cents" but don't worry keep on (to the) rock king!

[-] philthi@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

I'm sorry to correct you, but it's actually nipped in the bud. I'd hate for you to use that in public and get egg on your plate.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

You mean “drawing a blank.” It’s like you can lead a whore to water but you can’t make a drink.

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