Saving Ryan's Privates - Hamas terrorists have stolen the cock and balls of a brave IDF child-shooter. It's down to an elite taskforce within the cum brigade to drone strike the school, hospital, apartment, and market, all places Hamas could possibly be burrowing under. Complications arise when the squad film themselves doing the wrong tiktok dances over the crumpled body of a strangled child. Now they must face the harshest consequences of their career, being called cringe in the IDF group chat.

• will Ryan's bollocks get the hero's welcome they deserve?

• will IDF Cumbattalion Mengele be able to recover their reputation as hip and trendy genociders?

The thrilling conclusion may surprise you.