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I am from 5 years in the future AMA
(hexbear.net)
Do we stop at Berlin?
No we keep going all the way to London but get put off by the food
Is my leftover pizza still good to eat then?
Weirdly, yes
What are you wearing?
Leg warmers and nothing else
Probably a hoodie after the capitalist paperclip machine is reprogrammed to make hoodies by some like prankster shit on this website and no other clothing exists.
Did we successfully prevent the second emu war?
Do I finally get promoted to mod status?
You become the whole site
do i have tits
Glorious tits.
is the sky still purple?
No its puce now
How old are you right now?
A billion
Has a shoot and cry movie about IDF cum brigades been made yet?
what's the funniest thing that happened
Joe Biden loses 2024 to Trump but the entire republican party dies from COVID so Joe Biden becomes president but then the entire dems die from COVID so his dog Major becomes president and immediately becomes the best president the US has ever seen.
was i banned for liberalism?
How many times did I get banned for liberalism?
583
No you were banmed for being too cool and making the rest of us look bad
Am I finally pretty?
The prettiest
Is half life 3 out yet
Yes but valve decided to make about Joe Biden
How fucked are we?
We are fucked but not in the way you think
🥺
Do I ever log off?
Yes but you log on again 5 minutes later but then log off again and become leader of a badass org that logs on and off a lot
Do we get a bloodborne remaster? And does silk song come out?
No Bloodbourne remaster, but you do get a Bloodbourne 2: Blood Harder.
Silk Song releases, but it's taken off the stores for having too many bugs.
Am I still alive in the future?
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this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2024
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