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My kid knows I'm irritable since I quit smoking so he's mocking me by pretend smoking smarties in the house and I don't know how to punish him. (hexbear.net)

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[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Torture him by making him watch shows/movies with nudity on screen, while being in the same room.

[-] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

If this is the route you want to take, go with 40 yr old virgin. Otherwise pick another movie that'll give him 2nd hand embarrassment like Beverly Hills Ninja. Or, if he starts smoking weed, show him the good stuff and make him hit a fat ass dab (please use proper judgement, that shit can hurt and it feels like you can't breathe if you fuck up)

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

There is no hell quite like seeing nudity or sex with your parents in the peripheral vision.

[-] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

There really isn't, it's the worst(the best being the parent I suppose, probably unnerving if your child is oedipal to some degree, unless you're from the South or royalty I suppose, careful lol)