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[-] Wrightfi@lemmy.world 111 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

As a Brit I am DEEPLY offended... It's beans ON toast! Beans and toast does not highlight the important fact that the beans must be placed on top of the toast. Do you expect me to separate my "beans and toast"... Or put toast on beans like some hooligan?!?!

Everything else is pretty spot on to be fair.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 18 points 8 months ago

And not a mention of cheese.

Which should go under the beans to prevent sogginess. I will not be debated on this point.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

PREVENT sogginess?? The combination of crunch and softness is a part of the appeal, you philistine!

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 20 points 8 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Dammit, who declared war on France THIS time?

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The Swiss. They felt it was their turn

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Fair enough. For too long has their hole-cheese toiled in the shadows while brie flourishes!

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 8 months ago

And we'll have none of that bloody French muck neither!

It's good strong cheddar or nowt. I will accept the addition of a layer of grated mozzarella for texture.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

It's good strong cheddar or nowt

I'm with you there. Nothing so sad as mild to "medium" cheddar!

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

I do this with a fried egg. Ultimate beans on toast: toast -> egg -> beans -> cheese

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I confess I sometimes put the beans in a small bowl and dip my toast in or scoop it on with a fork. Nonetheless, I refer to this and beans on toast.

[-] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Torie beans on toast

[-] kd45@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

This reads like something Mark Corrigan would say on Peep Show lmao

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