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I wish I could join the army. Imagine being a cute 168cm hooman fighting alongside the communist bug bretheren. At night we'd snuggle in a bug pile, say "don't let the bed humans bite you", laugh about it and then snooze happily. But nooo, I have to live under capitalism and observe the passage of time until I'm homeless and jobless. :(((((((

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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Buenos Aries was a false flag attack. It would takes hundreds if not thousands of years for that meteor to reach that planet from the area of space the bugs come from.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

you know the old saying: can't have a neofascist stratocracy without an external enemy to throw bodies at

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

..Hmm, you do make a good point. That's like 50,000 light years.

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

IDK, this picture is out of context, the axises aren't labeled, and the emperor's seal of approval is missing.

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

The bugs may have FTL -- they're in multiple systems, after all.

What's unbelievable is that a human civilization with a space navy couldn't easily shoot a meteor down.

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