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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Big strong predator that sucks at hunting so much that they need to lure the deer to stand directly in front of their gun.

At that point you're not even a hunter, you're a slob that might as well be ordering from a menu. Pathetic.

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[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

using a gun is already cheating. you're not a real hunter unless you wrestle and strangle the deer with your bare hands

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

You're allowed a spear, but it has to be a spear you made yourself. Deer have had four hundred thousand years to invent spears, they're just being lazy asses growing them out of their heads instead.

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Just wait until the deer start innovating and build their own Browning machine guns

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

It's just a matter of time. Co-evolving defenses against predation and all that.

[-] Quimps@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What's your take on whaling with a knife while singing a 58 verse long song about how much you like killing ala the pilot whale hunters on the Faroe islands?

(I'm very opposed in case anyone is wondering)

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Whales don't have spears, unlike deer.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago

I'm willing to make an exception for a flint-knapped biface tool (as long as you make it yourself, obviously)

[-] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I think I could take some western white tails.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You've gotta chase that deer for 10 miles until it drops dead of a heart attack or run it off of a cliff!

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