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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Big strong predator that sucks at hunting so much that they need to lure the deer to stand directly in front of their gun.

At that point you're not even a hunter, you're a slob that might as well be ordering from a menu. Pathetic.

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

You're allowed a spear, but it has to be a spear you made yourself. Deer have had four hundred thousand years to invent spears, they're just being lazy asses growing them out of their heads instead.

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Just wait until the deer start innovating and build their own Browning machine guns

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

It's just a matter of time. Co-evolving defenses against predation and all that.

[-] Quimps@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What's your take on whaling with a knife while singing a 58 verse long song about how much you like killing ala the pilot whale hunters on the Faroe islands?

(I'm very opposed in case anyone is wondering)

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

Whales don't have spears, unlike deer.

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