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Here's how Biden can still win (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by Infamousblt@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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He could do all of these things and still win:

  • Stop doing a genocide

  • Stop being a racist on immigration

  • Forgive all student loan debt

  • Actually fight for labor rather than strikebreak

  • Send out the 600 bucks he still owes everyone

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[-] Angel@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

Nuh uh! Here's how he can truly win:

  • Wait for it to rain
  • Cover himself in oil
  • Fly
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

This is the actual Democratic party line

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago

That's ridiculous, what he needs to do is:

  • Lift Vice President Harris into the air

  • While still in the air, VP Harris lifts Joe Biden

  • Fly

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

This is the DSA line

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

ah yes, bidenism with troll-physics tendencies

now we just need Kamala Harris to announce a cat-gravity-fed-rotational-axis-turbine energy farm

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago
  • Fly

How dare you.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

problem? biden-troll

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