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Kinda? It's not exactly like that, but close enough. You can always stick something up there and get a feel for it yourself, ya know.
Edit: So I can't stop thinking about this and had to come back to this post: Does it feel different for a woman? Like, they don't have prostates, so would anal not feel as good? Or is the G-spot/skenes (whatever that raspberry feeling chunk of nerves inside the vagina is called) situated such that it's more or less the same? π€
Friendly reminder to make sure whatever you're sticking up there has a flared base so you don't end up with an embarrassing A&E visit.
I don't care for the A&E channel, so hopefully they have something else when i arrive.
Or you could just find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while praying that you won't have to go to the ER. That's cool too.
Use a cucumber. That way if it's gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like "I must have forgotten to chew π€·π»ββοΈ"
Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn't, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.
My garden doesn't grow any flared cucumbers, but I know a cucumber scientist/engineer (no, really) so I'll get back to you in 3 to 5 generations.
Without a base... Without a trace.... Thank you jjgo!
Getting August started early this year I see
Whatever. I saw a video of a guy sat on a mason jar one time and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.... Or that's how I remember it anyway.
Ah, the edited version.
For when it's on broadcast TV.
Fun fact I like to bring up every time I see this referenced: He started with coke bottles in his bathtub, he continues his glass in ass activities after he healed up, and his wife is very supportive. Read an interview with him back in the good ol' days of bestgore yore.
Well now I want to read an interview with his wife. I think I actually have MORE questions for her than him.
I'm not opposed to the idea but it doesn't seem like the kind of thing you can just try one time. Isn't there some kind of preparation phase to be able to handle ..."stuff"?
The three most important things, are
A good wash, and optionally a little bit of douching (extra fancy guide) if you want to push it
Lube. However much you think you need, more than that. Simple oils can work fine. Soap is horrible. Store bought water lube is best.
Having fun, a relaxed exploratory afternoon π
For 2. spend the time and do a "spot" test similar to laundry detergents. Some lubes can be very irritating and burn (usually the really cheap ones). It can be somewhat confusing because both the physical stretch and substance irritation feel like a burning sensation.
I personally prefer silicone-based lube for back door play. Lasts a LOT longer, doesn't get sticky (can get dry, but nowhere near as quickly as water-based, in which case, just apply more lube,) and the overall glide just feels better imo. Clean-up is a little bit more intensive. Just a light scrub with soap and warm water, instead of a quick rinse or wipe. Toy play is a good warm-up. Just make sure your toy is specifically compatible with silicone-based lube or else you risk major problems.
That's cool, but it's a pretty advanced recommendation (at least where I live, stores don't stock it, so it's a little bit more of an investment).
Helping someone new to all this, by making it easy for them to start, is what I would have wanted to have someone do when I was starting out π
Pretend youβre in high school again and just use spit
We didn't all play trombone graphy
Idk what you mean, in high school my spit jar was barely half full. Now I have enough saved up to do whatever I want, but only because I didn't waste it early.
Do you need oreparation to poop? Your ass is stretchy.
I was convinced oreparation is a real word longer than I would admit.
I think the whole prepping is to avoid surprise pooping
An acquaintance of mine had his prostate removed due to cancer and he confirmed that butt sex no longer feels pleasurable. I imagine it's the same for women.
So now the important question is: Does pooping feel different for men and women?