Worst theft I had was I ordered 4 of those Japanese kit-kats with neat looking flavors from the local Asian Market since they were doing some free shipping and coupon sale. When I checked the mail seeing they'd been delivered I discovered someone had ate them all and stuffed the wrappers in the mailbox. I still get irrationally furious thinking of it, if I ever need to channel the hangry for whatever reason that's a top thought.