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[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

You think Oprah has sucked a dick since becoming a billionaire?

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago

I wouldn't stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It's fun.

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Do you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

I bet she was even more freaky than that. Rich people who come from a long line of rich people in a sexually repressed upper class are freaks man, for real.

[-] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

When it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says "why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful."

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

No, actually. Much dirtier words are used.

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

I do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to:

hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop

But that’s just a guess.

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Got Dat grapefruit game

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago
[-] kerrypacker@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Steadman sucks her dick.

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