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Our big boy can't even get wet now that they put his ass in the cube (hexbear.net)

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because of woke

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 64 points 3 months ago

This portrays weakness. Me? I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

Trump giving a speech with an open-carry and plate carrier would cause a meltdown by the civility libs.

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't know if he has the Standing School post-grad needed to stand wearing a plate carrier and level 4 plates for that long, he'd probably fall over and get stuck on his back like a turtle

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

It would be very funny.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

This is how we know Trump has lost his rizz. 2016 Trump would have done this.

[-] crosswind@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

trump-who-must-go TRUMP kevlar ear covers now available folks, I wear them, they're the best. People said I shouldn't wear these, they showed me a diagram of a plane with all these red dots on it, and they told me I couldn't put armor where the dots are, can you believe that? They said you can't put armor on the red dots because people might get offended. Well folks I don't care what they say I'm putting the armor where the bullets go.