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The Beekeeper is the funniest movie I've seen this year.
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Someone else watched this movie? It's fucking incredible.
I could go on for hours about every single perfect fucked up thing in this movie, but I'll stick to just one: I love how he blasts his way through like three different 'lieutenant' type enemies, that in any other film would be showing up repeatedly, chasing him down in a cat-and-mouse game until the one final decisive battle just before the showdown with the main villain, but no - they're introduced, they fight, he kills them, they're forgotten about and the next one is lined up. He's simply an unstoppable, almost elemental force that never faces a single challenge or setback.
The fact they activate the zoomer beekeeper so early is hilarious
The Steven Seagal effect
that part was kind of disappointing for me. like the current beekeeper who they build up like ooooohh she's so freakin psycho the government can't even control her and the only thing that can beat a beekeeper is another beekeeper because they're the specialest of special ops and then she just shows up and dies in 5 minutes. felt like a seriously wasted opportunity to have some real tension to the fights.
That is Kurt Wimmer for you. I was disappointed in the lack of gun fu