submitted 1 month ago by Vampire@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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If ONE of you fuckers tells me to touch grass I'm gonna thump you

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[-] BRINGit34@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Gloves are your friends. At work we sell about 5,000 in a year's time and I always wear gloves when handling it.

Allen Edmonds are the goat

[-] Vampire@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

You're not technically touching grass if you're wearing gloves.

You should tell those customers "touch grass sweatie"

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Technically, you're not even touching grass.

You're touching hay.

berdly-smug

~I'mgoingI'mgoingyoudon'thavetothrowthings~

this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2024

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