We're calling her Lightning McBean (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by carpoftruth@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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now that she's crapped out the elastic, she's really feeling her power level

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[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

The attempt on my life has left me cute and fluffy, but I assure you my bowels have never been stronger. The poop is over. The elastic band have been defeated, and the potential obstruction has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning.