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[-] Jelly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago

Fun fact! This is a terrible way to hold a snapping turtle. Their necks are quite long and can reach behind their front legs. If you ever do have to hold a turtle, hold them as far back as possible and pray you can keep it balanced.

[-] justastranger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also watch out for piss

Source: it wasn't a snapping turtle but a turtle pissed on me repeatedly whilst relocating it, I was genuinely shocked by the sheer volume of piss that it managed to unleash in total

[-] Skyrkazm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My ass boutta use the biggest pair of fucking tongs known to mankind just to hold the Snapping Turtle

[-] MechanicalJester@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Dang that was my immediate reaction too!

Ever tried moving an alligator snapper? It's quite the adrenaline pump...

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