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[-] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 168 points 11 months ago

"Got confused"?

Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?

Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?

[-] ogler@lemmynsfw.com 54 points 11 months ago

ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was "and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog"

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 11 months ago

Can't be depressed with a dong the size of a semi truck. Lol

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

True, people with 15” cocks rarely have a reason to be depressed.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago

He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It's quite the dangler.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago
[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Don’t leave it hanging

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

This link used to work when Reddit used to work. Can't vouch for it now.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Imgur took it down D:

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago
[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago

Maybe they meant "concussed?"

[-] Lyrl@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 9 points 11 months ago

Helicopter goes brrrrr

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

If you replace 'large' with 'small' the statement makes sense again.

Maybe he's got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it's Maybelline.

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

... he's got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is... massive.

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

https://vimeo.com/49333930

It seems pretty much in the range of normal to me, idk.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 11 months ago
[-] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 3 points 11 months ago

I mean, I agree that it looks pretty normal. Maybe if it grows considerably more when he's aroused, it would be in the above average range, but that's well below most of what you see in porn.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

lol the last word of the comment finally brings it into focus

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 11 months ago

I don't think it's the size of his slanger that's confusing the audience. Wtf is that show

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