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[-] miz@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago

Ms. Harris inherited a campaign based in inconvenient Wilmington, Del.,

why is it inconvenient? with 1.5 bn you have the budget room to just lease a new office

that was built for President Biden,

as if the chairs were the wrong size or something

and she had limited time to refashion it to better suit her strengths.

lol what strengths??

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

She lost because the Feng shui was off.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

she had limited time to refashion it to better suit her strengths

I know this is probably meant in the sense of altering it to better fit her team and their aims (which is still nuts, this is a presidential campaign you clowns just move a few desks around), but I prefer to imagine they were trying to decide on a paint color and change the aesthetic

Seems more befitting for a bunch this incompetent

[-] estii@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

trying to decide on a paint color and change the aesthetic

surely brat green

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Only for the summer, had to change it after to stay 'trendy'

hence the contention

[-] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Changing the paint, decor, and layout every week because vibes and reasons

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Should have chosen the bright red illuminated walls of the suicide theater Edward G Robinson uses at the end of Soylent Green, given how badly they fucked up this campaign

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 20 points 1 year ago

It can’t have been our fault, it must be the fault of the office!

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Furthermore, Wilmington is right between DC, where the Democratic Party is headquartered, and Philadelphia, the biggest Democratic stronghold in one of the most important swing states. How is that inconvenient?

[-] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago

The bourgeoise has 2 wolves inside them

I built amazon from my basement

Help I need custom designed rooms to do video meetings

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The Old Man Smell in the office put a -5 modifier on her charisma and wisdom stats

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