overview for Guamer

WE ARE SO BACK by Guamer in c/news@hexbear.net

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 17 points 15 hours ago

phrasing

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New guy: Guy who endorses every candidate in a given election because he doesn't like the idea of anyone losing and getting their feelings hurt/just wants them to have fun (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 days ago by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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theater reaction to the last twenty minutes of the spongebob movie, 09/27/2024 (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 days ago by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3GYJrhK8bA

I wish I could've been theeerrreee, this seems like so much fun

Sad :( by Guamer in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

It makes you wonder, if he grew up under radically different circumstances, if he'd have been an okay guy. Anytime I feel a tinge of sympathy for an overall bad person, I wonder.

Statement from President Joe Biden on the Death of Yahya Sinwar by Guamer in c/news@hexbear.net

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

Rest In Power Yahya, hope when one head is cut off that many more will take it's place.

Our sleepy boy just wants to ride into the sunset by Guamer in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Freudian slip? Sad, in a way.

I just found the expressions in this hilarious, especially Vaporeon's and Gardevoir's by Guamer in c/games@hexbear.net

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

They've basically confirmed what fans have suspected happens offscreen.

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I just found the expressions in this hilarious, especially Vaporeon's and Gardevoir's (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 days ago by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

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I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About by Guamer in c/theonion@midwest.social

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

Was worried that the actual Onion had posted Liberalism, but thankfully it's some knockoff

If you own a dog and you are taking that dog out on a walk and you see dog poop on the ground you are obligated to pick it up by Guamer in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I think it'd be more effective in the long run if lazy owners who got caught get disciplined in some way. Having others do it for them doesn't solve the core problem and they'll just keep doing it.

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You've danned your last dori motherfucker (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

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Present-day Russians born before the USSR fell be like: (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

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spoiler

If you don't get it: https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Javik

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Democracy is when only 14% of voters get to decide an entire election and the other 86% are functionally meaningless (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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This is based on 43 states being considered "non-negotiable" and "set in stone" while only 7 are considered "swing" states

Also consider I specified "voters", who are at best only 2/3 of the total population, which leaves out about 100 million extra people

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So it seems Bloober Team didn't blow it with the Silent Hill 2 remake (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

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That's cool.

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Everyone...Purple Pikmin has an announcement (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tHFAp5KxJq8

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Hinga Dinga Kurgan (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I caught and released a mouse! (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Heard a weird noise coming from my closet, looked around a bit and eventually found a little face looking at me.

It took some doing, he jumped around and scurried a little bit, no doubt afraid of the titan with unknown motives, but I eventually got him in an empty ice cream container and folded the top closed. I then drove him a few minutes away to some foliage and let him free.

First time I've ever done that, haven't ever really dealt with rodents until now. Cute lil guy! Didn't take any pics (sorry), but he was medium-sized and brownish gray in color. Hope he lives well.

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On a scale of 1 to Gey, how gay is Berserk (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/anime@hexbear.net

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Cuz it seems pretty gey

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Griffith's Apology (yewtu.be)

submitted 1 month ago by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/anime@hexbear.net

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Post_USSR.jpeg by Guamer in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net