For better or worse, MediaWiki is a notworthy example of a contemporary application based on LAMP.
I thought beef was the one thing they had an abundance of in Argentina.
I don't know fuck-all about colocation or running PeerTube, but in terms of anonymity it may be worth investigating what you can manage through a reverse-proxy and caching. If you need to colocate a server for the purposes of bulk data storage (and perhaps bulk video encoding), this does not need to be a public-facing system. You can run the public-facing Peertube instance on a relatively lighter server located in LA or New York (or anywhere along the backbone) and have it download media from the colocated server when it misses cache. The Feds would be able to find out where it is, but this doesn't change much from the status quo. This would just prevent casuals and chuds from finding the location of your colo (unless the PeerTube instance got hacked).
I kind of do this with my Mastodon instance. The public-facing VPS has limited storage space (which is quite expensive to expand), so about 1TB of user media lives in S3 storage at another host. The machine serving Mastodon reverse-proxies this media from the S3 host and keeps anything requested in a cache for 48 hours. The end users make no contact with the S3 host. In your case, the caching rules would probably need to be more sophisticated. This solution works great for Mastodon because everyone is generally looking at recent content, and scrolling several days back in the timeline is an exception. For a video website, the data access patterns are likely more random.
In your case, instead of a third-party S3 host, it would be your colocated server, but the principle would be the same. The colocated server can be located near you so you can service it personally, add / replace disks, make hardware improvements as needed, but the public website could be hosted anywhere (though it would help if it weren't sending requests across an ocean every time the cache misses) without physical maintenance being your responsibility. In my case, the Mastodon instance and bulk storage are located in different cities, but the connection between them is good enough for it not to be a problem.
That was so awesome.
X dot com is doing the same thing with Grok 
but then how do you weld in the post apocalypse.
(okay it still conventionally relies on brazing / welding, but I don't think it is an absolute requirement of the technique. Though brazing makes for a very strong bond between the lugs and the tubes, they could conceivably fastened by bolts or rivets)
I guess im just not seeing the maintenance issue as much as anyone else.
I agree. Cars are absolutely ubiquitous. Nearly every tool one would ever need to maintain a bicycle can be found in any suburban garage. Not to mention, there are a handful of auto mechanic shops and hardware stores in every single town where more niche tools can be found. A calamity of one sort or another which severely disrupts supply chains might make niche materials and gases more difficult to obtain, but even in the event of a global nuclear war, there would be many surviving manufacturing facilities and the means to produce these things. There is an inconceivable amount of manufacturing capacity which is dedicated to consumer slop and industrial supply. A lot of production facilities dedicated to cranking out Labubus and golf carts and robotic vacuum cleaners can be re-purposed to produce staple items like tires, wheels, and ball bearings. Larger plants making automobiles, oil and gas machinery, etc can also be repurposed.
It won't exactly be efficient, but the obliteration of production for exchange value would free an unbelievable amount of productive capacity. If the markets which make these factories profitable go up in smoke, the buildings and machinery will still be there.
Wooden wheels work for a bicycle, it just sucks compared to rubber.
Compared to the old-school road tires which run at 90+ PSI, a wooden wheel might actually be more comfortable (ok this is a joke). There is a lot of potential in plastic recycling as well. Butyl (rubber) inner tubes are already being replaced with TPU (a flexible thermoplastic also used in 3D printing) in performance road/gravel bicycles.

A correction will appear in tomorrow's print edition:
"A headline with an article on Friday about President Trump’s threats to leave NATO misstated the full name of the body. It is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, not the North American Treaty Organization."
Top minds over there.
I still haven't forgot about my $600.
Now that we have amassed "300,000" IDF troops on the border of Gaza, we are shutting off the cameras. Have a nice day.



FWIW, I also do this with matapacos.dog. The mail server is running on its own tiny VPS with it's own IP, a completely separate system (though hosted at the same company / datacenter). Its actual domain is mail.matapacos.dog, but the mail is sent with a @matapacos.dog address. This works in a similar way (but through a different mechanism - DNS records vs. Webfinger) to how the Mastodon instance is hosted at toots.matapacos.dog, but user handles are @matapacos.dog.
The reputation of public VPS hosts within reach of the US copyright regime isn't much better lmao. I have to imagine there is just a constant stream of abandoned Wordpress blogs and unmaintained websites for pizzarias and bicycle shops getting hacked and assimilated into botnets.